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Winning arguments makes me erect.

What can I say? I'm very cocksure!

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1. A friend of mine dressed as Bill Gates one Halloween and he looked nothing like him but the next year he dressed as Jim Morrison and the costume was perfect.

I told him he makes a much better door than a window.

2. A group in Mexico was asked how they felt about planned expansions to the border wall.

The consensus was that it was upsetting to them, but they all agreed in time they'd get over it. 😑

3. In the conclave, why are bakers frequently considered as the next possible Pope?

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4. I recently ejaculated over three feet, I’m not sure if this is a world record.

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5. Why is the Marks and Spencer cyber attack taking so long to resolve?

Because its not just a cyber attack, its a Marks and Spencer cyber attack.

6. What fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

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7. What’s the name of a flock of laughing geese?

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8. What did the mechanic do when he couldn't fix the flat tire

He retired

9. How to tell someone Happy Birthday without using the words Happy Birthday?

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